Tuesday, 19 May 2009
The BBC snaps a ghost
Friday, 15 May 2009
Mr Thurber's Ghosts
'The Luck of Jad Peters' is one of those maybe-true stories of Thurber's childhood in his home town of Columbus, Ohio. Aunt Emma Peters kept a strange collection of memorabilia, including a hefty lump of rock. For some reason this rock was regarded as a tasteless inclusion, but Aunt Emma would insist on it being there. The reason? Her late husband, Jad Peters, was a garrulous old bore who repeatedly insisted that he was somehow protected by Providence from untimely death. He collected a series of items linked to supposedly remarkable brushes with the Grim Reaper that proved someone up there was looking out for him. Except for the rock. That was picked up by Aunt Emma after Jad passed on... The story is not quite ghostly or spooky, but does reflect the way ordinary people thought (and still think) about dreams and their impact on reality.
Altogether lighter is 'The Black Magic of Barney Haller', a clever tale about a handyman who - thanks to his poor grasp of English - terrifies Thurber with references to Machenesque antics. At one point he suggests that they will 'become warbs'. Thurber cleverly spices it up by giving Barney his own personal weather system, always consisting of thunder and lightning. Again, a story that's a creative anecdote, superbly crafted.
Thurber was a superb parodist, and 'did' Henry James a couple of times. Neither story is ghostly, but they are well worth reading alongside such tales as 'The Jolly Corner'. Thurber's Jamesian pieces as 'A Call on Mrs Forrester' and 'The Beast in the Dingle'. He also wrote an excellent piece on James' surprising influence on the classic American thriller The Maltese Falcon, 'The Wings of Henry James'.
Thurber's seriously impaired vision also inspired near-fantasies such as 'The Admiral on the Wheel'. This account of the things you see when you've lost or broken your glasses is, again, a little gem. The surreal aspects of everyday life often crop up in his work, and his piece on Salvador Dali is telling (rather like Orwell's) in its implicit criticism - these arty types are big show-offs.
One example of Thurber's fantasising around the mudane is of course 'The Secret Life of Walter Mitty'. Again, not striclty supernatural. But it was filmed with Boris Karloff as the baddie - so, a near miss.
Much nearer to the genuinely eerie is 'A Friend to Alexander' - one of Thurber's many tales about marital strife and the distintegration of a 'regular guy'. A good radio adaptation can be heard here. You can download the MP3, it's dated 43-08-03. The story concerns an ordinary, if nervous 'Thurber man' who has a recurring dream. The dream is about Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr - two figures from American history that I, a Brit, had never heard of. But the thrust of the tale is clear enough. Alexander is the victim of Burr's bullying, and our Thurber man feels the need to protect him. This leads to ever more irrational behaviour and... Well, read it or listen to it yourself.
Thurber wrote an interesting variant on the doppelganger theme in 'The Remarkable Case of Mr Bruhl'. See an abstract from the New Yorker here. It concenrs yet another mild-mannered Thurber man who - seemingly by pure chance - happens to resemble a notorious gangster. (The story was published in 1930.) Gradually Mr Bruhl seems to be possessed by the gangster's spirit - or is it his idea of what a gangster should be?Finally there's 'The Night the Ghost Got In'. This seems to be the genuine article. It's one of a series of pieces ('The Night the Bed Fell', 'The Day the Dam Broke', 'The Car We Had to Push') about the often chaotic Thurber family. The ghost manifests itself as footsteps walking rapidly around the kitchen table. Family members gather at the head of the stairs, wondering who's going to dare to go down. Somebody makes a move - and the footsteps suddenly cross the hall and start up the stairs! Panic stations. Things then become even more confused, not least due to the involvement of Thurber's wonderful grandfather, a Civil War veteran who features in some of his best pieces. The ghost is never explained. That's not really the point.
Tuesday, 12 May 2009
A Thrilling Saga Begins! Probably
Thraxton Whelk and the Rather Tricky Moment
It was on the third day of J--- in the month of ---ber in the year 189- that I found myself in ----olotl Avenue in the L-nd-n borough of ---ders Gr--n. I had decided to visit my old friend Thraxton Whelk, England's greatest occult detective. Or, more properly, to renew my acquaintance with the psychic sleuth; for we had not seen one another or communicated in any way - even by whistling in code in different bits of a maze - since we parted after Whelk so nearly met a grisly end during the Extraordinary Affair of the Vampire Penguins.
I confess to feeling a little trepidation as I hauled the bell-pull out of the door frame, tried to replace it, then hid it among what may have been begonias. I call Whelk my friend, but he is notorious for his changeable moods. One minute he can be Hail-Fellow-Well-Met, the next he is chasing you trouserless through a Chinese laundry, wielding a sword-edged bayonet and drooling disconcertingly.
It was for this reason I asked his housekeeper, Mrs Rummage, whether the great man was in good humour. She paused, as if in thought, before replying:
'I dunno, he's been singing about a Dickie-Di-Do and knocking back the port something awful.'
This was a moderately good sign. Leaving my hat, coat, stick, lamp, parrot and lobster pots with Mrs Rummage, I made my way up the narrow, ill-lit staircase to Whelk's apartments. I waited for a moment before rapping smartly on his door and calling:
'I say old fellow! Can I come in?'
For a moment there was no reply. Then, with a crashing report and splintering of seasoned oak, a large calibre bullet emerged from a door panel and embedded itself in the wall plaster a few inches to the right of my head. I let out a sigh of relief. He was in a good mood.
I entered and, having what remained of the door behind me, surveyed the psychic sleuth's domain. It was untidy, chaotic even, yet a discerning eye could spot a few obvious indicators of the kind of genius that resided in this dimly-lit chamber. For a start, there was the desk bearing the little sign reading 'Thraxton Whelk, Occult Detective and Personal Exorcist to Lord Salisbury's Valet', along with a list of charges. I noted with approval that he had bumped up his charge for casting demons out of larger spinsters.
'Well, park your arse if you're staying.'
The typically terse greeting came from a languid, aristocratic figure who lounged by the blazing fire, picking his toes with a harpoon. I recognised the implement at once, and as I seated myself in the understuffed armchair opposite Whelk I wondered yet again what would prompt a Canadian whaling skipper to impersonate a prima ballerina while neglecting to remove his oilskins.
'So, Whelk, I find you alone. No clients?'
He looked at me for a moment with an expression I had learned - after a few false starts - to interpret as grudging respect tinged with a somewhat rough-edged kindness. He spoke:
'Well, I have for some minutes been expecting the arrival of a short, malodorous, retired army major with a bogus qualification in pharmacy and a strange fixation on the larger crustacea.'
Not for the first time, I was astonished by my friend's uncanny perspicacity.
'How do you do it Whelk? Scrying glass? Second sight? The Amulet of Amun-Ter? Or perhaps you obtained this intelligence by way of one of your small army of informers - Whelk's Urchins?'
He sighed in exasperation, then drove his fist against his high, noble forehead with considerable force before replying.
'I heard you coming up the stairs you stupid git! Give me strength...'
'Amazing, Whelk! I don't know how you do it.'
To Be Continued...
Wednesday, 6 May 2009
Peter Cushing, much appreciated
Tuesday, 5 May 2009
Monday, 4 May 2009
Not Dead Yet
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