Friday, 2 September 2016

Elf Update

In Iceland, elves still count for something. Not for Icelandic folk all this twaddle about superheroes or sparkly vampires. No, they stick to their native supernatural beings, and they show them respect. Because when they don't, the pixieshit hits the elvenfan.
Bowing to intense pressure from elves and the people who believe in them, the government of Iceland will unearth a purportedly magical “Elfin Lady Stone” buried by highway workers by mistake. The inadvertent burial of their sacred site seriously pissed off the mythical creatures, according to reports.

Angry Icelandic elves incensed by the offensive construction site error are blamed of causing a series of mishaps throughout the country. Their sacred stone was covered over as workers were clearing landslide debris,Morgunbladid daily reports today.
Elves. Don't mess with 'em.

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