Bowing to intense pressure from elves and the people who believe in them, the government of Iceland will unearth a purportedly magical “Elfin Lady Stone” buried by highway workers by mistake. The inadvertent burial of their sacred site seriously pissed off the mythical creatures, according to reports.Elves. Don't mess with 'em.
Angry Icelandic elves incensed by the offensive construction site error are blamed of causing a series of mishaps throughout the country. Their sacred stone was covered over as workers were clearing landslide debris,Morgunbladid daily reports today.
Friday 2 September 2016
Elf Update
In Iceland, elves still count for something. Not for Icelandic folk all this twaddle about superheroes or sparkly vampires. No, they stick to their native supernatural beings, and they show them respect. Because when they don't, the pixieshit hits the elvenfan.
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